the primetime sublime
The primeTime sublime Community Orchestra was formed by Paul Minotto in 2000. It mixes modern music with jazz, rock, world music, country and film music styles.
sublime: ( )
(2003, cd, usa, private release)
sublime community orchestra: a life in a day of a mircoorganism
(2004, cd, usa, private release)
|the pTsCO: songs that will never win a grammy
(2005, cd, usa, corporate blob records cbr 003)
January 2004, Paul Minotto wrote:(drum roll please...)
SONGS THAT WILL NEVER WIN A GRAMMY
The New pTsCO CD brought to YOU by Corporate Blob Records - 8 pop songs (and 1 instrumental) subverted beyond the commercial realm.
All the vocals were digitally manufactured with an IBM personal computer and the latest voice synthesis technology developed by AT&T and the Yamaha Corporation.
Mastering by Andy VanDette at Masterdisk Studios, New York City.
- Curb Your God
The Grand Opening Number featuring 7 singers advocating the virtues of limiting the influence of oneıs External Transcendent Moral Authority. (well, maybe not)
Note the quotes: a fragment of What the World Needs Now by Burt Bacharach sung by a robot and the Ken-L-Ration Dog Food Jingle ("My Dog's Better Than Your Dog...") which occurs during the last section in the low brass.
- I Want You
A love song - a sort of pathologically obsessed recomposition beyond recognition of Billy Joel's I Love You Just The Way You Are
with Sting's Every Breath You Take. (well, maybe not)
- Betty Poptarts
The ballad of the record with contributions by Richard Nixon, Hillary Clinton, both George Bushes, a group of TV commercial announcers, some evangelist I canıt remember the name of, Betty and Ken.
Refers to those individuals who look for paths to happiness outside of themselves in ideas of a political, religious or materialistic nature, pre-organized for effortless convenience which enables one to escape from the real issues which are within oneself.
- Lesson 1
English as a 2nd language for nonearthlings taught by native speakers.
- Dance of the Bouncing Hornballs
A kind-of-but-not-really interlude: the instrumental track of the record.
- Just Do Me Tonight
Picture if you will, a man, a lonely man who sits at the same seat in the same neighborhood bar night after night. He doesnıt have many friends and is unable to give or receive love - a junkyard of memories and unresolved emotions. At the end of the night he "scores" with a big, boobed, blonde bimbo from Brooklyn.
Recorded live in the lounge at Murphyıs Sea Bay Inn, Normandy Beach, New Jersey.
- Hannibal Lecterıs BBQ
Progressive Rock so progressive it isnıt Rock anymore.
What if Hannibal Lecter invited you over for a neighborhood barbeque one sunny, Saturday afternoon?
- Rainbow Seeds of Mass Destruction
What if Samuel Beckett wrote a screenplay for a Disney movie about a cockroach who became president?
A song of political propaganda gone awry.
The line ³Jesus was a Republican² got edited out for aesthetic, not religious or political reasons.
The 2nd half is an electronic soundscape of a nuclear fallout with TV commercial announcements. Advertising of commodities during nuclear fallout may seem absurd to most; but remember: comparable to the World Cup or the Super Bowl, Armageddon will be televised and commercial time will be very expensive.
- It Will Be Over Before Ya Know It
An inspirational song of joy and hope designed to uplift the wrinkled hearts of the masses and create eternal peace, love and understanding throughout the world and itıs neighbors. (well, maybe not)
-- Info: Paul Minotto
Do Star Wars, Luciano Pavarotti and an Orchestra of Clowns Have
have come along way since the intelligent, tin cans on wheels of the mid-20th
century. Today, robots assist
handicapped people, build cars, perform microsurgery, clean rugs and perhaps one
day will fight wars for humans. And
why not entertainment?
idea is not to recreate Puccini or Wagner," says Paul Minotto, composer and
founder of the primeTime sublime Community Orchestra, an alternative classical
ensemble that uses computers and wears costumes during a performance. "This
will be a contemporary opera performed and sung by robots."
read a story about Yoshii Tagu, a computer programmer and inventor in Tokyo, and
his experiments with altering and extending the capabilities of commercially
available robots such as AIBO, the robot dog made by Japan's Sony Corporation.
of the robots Yoshii was working with was a Wakamaru, a household robot
developed by the Mitsubishi Corporation. This robot can talk," says
was beginning to work with voice synthesis software at the time and approached
Yoshii with the possibility of making a Wakamaru or an AIBO sing."
the past, one of the problems of electronically simulated voices had to do with
the synthetic quality of the voice - they sounded like robots. Recent
developments in voice synthesis technology developed by AT&T and the Yamaha
Corporation have changed all that.
are designing the robots for the purpose of singing and acting as in response to
human interaction or other robots," says Minotto.
them to sing is the easy part."
working out the details of using the singing software in the robots, Minotto and
the primeTime sublime Community Orchestra recorded a new CD which features
vocals sung entirely by a computer.
That Will Never Win A Grammy is an eclectic mix of pop songs and soundbites with
contributions by Richard Nixon, Hillary Clinton, both George Bushes, and other
celebrities. From the majestic opening of Curb Your God which features 7
different digital singers, to the crooner on Rainbow Seeds of Mass Destruction,
the vocals sound as if by human performers not a machine.
singing on this CD is an example of what the operatic robots will sound like,
but in a pop music context," claims Minotto.
entertaining humans is not a new idea. In 1992, Dr. Ingo Titze, Director of the
National Center for Voice and Speech in Denver, and one of the world's foremost
vocal physicists created a computerized model of Luciano Pavarotti's voice.
Pavarobotti is a singing robot that has performed with Titze, an accomplished
tenor, in presentations combining science with vocal music.
More recently, Sony developed the SDR-4X - a human-shaped robot which can
sing and dance. It is only 24 inches tall and costs as much as a luxury car.
the logistics of creating robots that work together and with humans in an opera
is something else.
we solve the problems of interaction, we have to deal with realism of character
so that the robots have an identity, a personality," says Minotto.
we should program the soprano robot with an inflated ego: a true Prima
- End -
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