the rudy schwartz project

bowling for appliances

all tracks written, performed and produced by joe newman except as noted below

joe newman: guitar, bass, drum programming, kazoo & vocals

dave cameron: drums 6 drums & vocals 3 guitars & vocals 17
lee ann cameron: vocals 2,4,11
brooks coleman: drums, percussion, power tools 8,16
greg leinweber: guitar solo, backing vocal 13
mac mcnabb: guitar solo 5
earl norman: saxophones 17
linda nowotny: vocal 2,10,15
dylan cameron, tom mitchell, jimmye sue mitchell, jan harris: additional vocals 2
mark hartel, lewis rolen: additional vocals 13

cover art by roy tompkins

1. lynyrd skynyrd memorial tractor pull
2. bob eubanks initiation and subsequent cumbia
3. ernest borgnine memorial birthday party  (dave cameron)
4. colgate clean
5. the fog and the dew
6. a career in real estate
7. waltz of the mortgage bankers
8. ernest borgning reprise
9. ben  (scharf, black)
10. obligatory telephone segue
11. protect and serve
12. a sandwich for adolph
13. nice lawn, asshole
14. snot mouth tweedle  (steve hoshor)
15. snot mouth on the beach
16. bowling for appliances
17. mizzyluna  (dave cameron)  =  cd bonus track